Someone come do my homework.
- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
- friend: i miss my boyfriend
- me: so do i
- friend: he calls me princess
- me: he calls me fan
- me: sometimes fans like plural
- me: so he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
Someone come do my homework!